Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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