When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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