D3 body, D1 cock
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
This is classic penis vs brain.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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