so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Oh god it's open bar.
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