i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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