you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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