well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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