I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You did what with his pubic hair?
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