Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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