I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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