Cold hands, warm shart.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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