I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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