K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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