Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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