the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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