we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
When did angry sex become our thing?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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