love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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