CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Your cock deserves a montage
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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