How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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