it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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