So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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