I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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