i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
