There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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