This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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