If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
