i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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