Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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