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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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