Got a toothbrush?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
