I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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