talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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