If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I'm just crazy horny about you
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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