it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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