i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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