I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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