i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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