You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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