people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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