i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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