Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
The Olympian is in my bed
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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