I can text with my tongue
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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