yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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