sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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