I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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