Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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