And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She swung at the pinata with crutches
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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