Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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