Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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