He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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