I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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