ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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