that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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